Applying to Become the 12-Volt Czar
I would further decree that the purchaser of any vehicle would also be allowed to purchase separately any system of their choosing and install said system by themselves or even with friends at the time of their choosing. This group could, in fact, assemble for the purpose of this installation legally as long as they sign a waiver not to call themselves in any way a “Tea Party.”
And I would also decree, and yes this may be blasphemy, that consumers have the freedom not to choose a sound system for their car at all. I imagine that based upon some of today’s current content this may become a more popular choice among many consumers.
Further, I would decree that salespeople in the car dealerships be paid separately a monthly incentive bonus for the sales of these in-dash systems and components. I know that federally funded banks or other partially owned companies of the people of the U.S. are not allowed to get a bonus, but I will discuss this with the Pay and Bonus czar whomever he or she may be. If there were still a dispute about a bonus payment, then I, as 12-volt czar, would decree it so. This would then bring us “Clash of the Czars” pay-per-view opportunities. Proceeds of the these events would help fund the new underground government of the czars.