The Government’s Three Card Monte
We would be remiss if we did not include all those well-intended agencies that look over your shoulder just to be helpful and certainly are there, “for your own good.” These include, but are not limited to agencies such as the EPA, NLRB, OSHA, SEC, DEA, FBI, CIA, NSA, OMB, DOT, SBA, NOAA, UDSA, ATF, FDIC, FEMA, USPS, SSA, VA, EEOC, FAA, FTC, HUD, ITA, HHS, IRS, DOL, NASA, NIH, CPSC, DOD, BLM, BEA, CDC, DOE, ED and, of course, we cannot forget CENTCOM.
You also need to be attentive to your local police, sheriff, building inspector, fire inspectors and city council members.
A special shout-out goes to California for AB32. This is the state’s own global warming bill. You see, in California there is this gigantic wall surrounding the state that extends vertically to heaven. This completely encloses and ensures California its own environment, as California air quality is totally unaffected by other states or countries. AB32 calls for a 30 percent reduction in bad stuff and in geological terms, it does so very quickly. Providing that no other state’s or country’s air gets into the state, California will thus have reversed global warming successfully, all by itself.