Sachs Report Survey Results
The Sachs Report posted six questions last week, and the results may surprise many of you.
First among the surprises was finding out (in Question 6) that the race between purchasing a new 3D television and Lasik surgery was closer than anyone would have imagined. However, this can be easily explained with the insight and wisdom of the Sachs Report’s panel of thinkers (me) available to interpret such results on your behalf for free.
Clearly, the reason that the voting between 3D television and Lasik surgery was so close is the brilliant thinking of those selecting to have surgery. Obviously, 3D glasses alone will not bring the true and actual brilliance of the 3D experience to your currently unrepaired visual receptors and ganglion cells. Those who chose eye surgery are clearly the exact kind of people we need leading this country.